playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
