I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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