So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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