chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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