SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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