jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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