I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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