i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I wear drunk well.
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