just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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