i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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