So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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