so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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