So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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