Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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