and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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