being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I fill condoms, not promises.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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