So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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