Me too!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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