is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Every concussion has its silver lining
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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