we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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