Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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