So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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