fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Sex in the backyard? Check.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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