return my video game
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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