I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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