I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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