Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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