ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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