If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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