Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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