even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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