I will die if light touches me.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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