Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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