Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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