hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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