Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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