"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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