Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
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