How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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