Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I will be naked everywhere
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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