Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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