There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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