Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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