i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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