I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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