I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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