i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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