you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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