I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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