You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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